Sunday, July 1, 2007

India Online Shopping? My Experiment with it...

The following contains reports against some online shopping portals of India.


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Finally, it's time to let you know what all can happen to you (already happened to me) if you go for online shopping in India. Yes, there are the GOOD the BAD and ofcourse, the UGLY.



So better to start with the BAD (and ugly) ones.



Indiatimes Online Shopping is the definition of WORST online shopping experience ever. moreover you will see down these lines the fraud they do with your credit card numbers.

All names in this report are as true as possible and we openly invite the parties to come forward if they think their names have been mis-utilized.

August 2006, and we had to buy two internet domain names. So we thought it should be a better idea to buy from Indian dealers as we can contact them easily(!). Still we searched for articles by previous buyers to get some insight into the Indian players e.g. Rediff and Indiatimes. Alas, there was nothing to help us.(may be we were the first to buy something on Indiatimes online shopping ;()

So we went ahead and tried to book two domain names via my CitiBank Credit Card.
Shtt..now they say that someone(next week perhaps) will check my details and do the needful. One day gone... Two days... Three... and I got a reply that my order could not be processed due to insufficient address.(BTM, Bangalore) On the other hand, my friend's order got processed even though his address was Ooty, Bhubaneswar, Orissa, 560029.(You know where OOTY is and where Bhubaneswar, and the pincode was of BTM Bangalore)
My friend said, 'Don'd worry, Indiatimes seems to be reliable name. They will refund the money if not booked..."
So again we tried to book the domains via UTI Bank net-banking and it woked! (because Indiatimes wont dare to do fraud while dealing directly with bank websites)

So the domains were booked finally.

One month passed!

The next credit card bill triggerred the alarm. FOUR transactions at Indiatimes.(see the portion of my bill in the picture)



Immediately I called them. None of the three phone numbers listed on their shopping-customer-care reached any human. They let me listen to quite melodious "Om...Om.... "chanting. (It was not caller-tune or something..I was getting billed by Hutch for that Om...Om...)

Then the male-voice (again machine) said, "namaskar, Welcome to India times..." and it continues with all options to reach different departments. But believe me, (better you try calling them now!) all these extensions must be fake and connecting to a single phone-line. Because any extension you press, you will hear the phone ringing and finally it would say,"sorry there is no voicemail configured at this number". A closed statement. Never request you to call later or reach any alternative.

The above continued for months, and we were helpless. The amount of money doesnot matter as much. But the feeling of having been cheated and fear of the same in future (fraudsters have my credit card number) does.

Called Citibank and a sweet voice said they can not entertain my request as the transaction is more than 90 days old!

So back to Indiatimes phone number. Many more tries resulted in the same "Om..." chantings. Just a minute, the machine male-voice saying "Namaskar..." was resembling similar voice in some Ramanand Sagar serials. Or most appropriately, it matched the Mahabharat intro..."Mein Samay..."(I am Time...).

Getting all this, we decided to contact their local office in Bangalore. They gave a mail id to mail to. And it bouced. bounced and bounced. Three times we called Bangalore office, got three different mail IDs and all bouced.

Quite unexpected, infact a shock, that our call was picked by a lady one day. (not sure if it was house-keeping staff). She told her name (see further in this article) and asked how she could help me. I told the story. She asked me to send her a mail regarding all this. (now I was thinking I hit some very senior powerful official and problem would be gone!)

probably i need to put some more screenshots/proofs before proceeding further. Give me few minutes. It is not good to blame ppl when you are not showing sufficient proofs.



to.be.continued

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

I am doing NOTHING

Prof B. C. Ray entered the class in a different mood. No notebooks in his hand to dictate the lectures from. And suddenly bursted upon a girl sitting on the front row, "Why did you choose Software Job"?

This happened in LH (it was Lecture Hall and not Ladies Hostel; clarified as I found you too much interested in the story now!) three days after the commencement of campus-selection season. 30 metallurgists out of a strength of 40 were already selected by various software companies, wait, i mean IT companies (Software is still a respectable word).

He asked, pledged, "Tell me honestly, why you chose IT jobs?" "You All."

Silence- as if we had committed the biggest crime ever.


"Don't fear, of course, we are no-more enemies. You now need the B.Tech degree(only) and I will help you get it. Still for the sake of goodness tell me the reason you didn't opt for core metallurgy career.

"Was it money?"
"Nnnnnnooooo"

"Respect?"
"Un nno"

"Corruption/Politics in the core sector(he meant public sector)?"
"YES" Little did we know of the hopeless politics in the IT industry.

He started his speech (I respect) for the next 1.5 hours. (Actually the class was for 1 hour but it had started raining heavily and we had no way going back to hostel for the lunch.)

"You know..", spoke he, "I constantly get emails from your seniors repenting for joining the IT industry."
"And the worst thing they mention about it is when you are supposed to be on your seat for the whole day and told to do absolutely NOTHING."

"I am not telling your decision is wrong. But..."

The rest of the discussion was too heart touching to be mentioned here for the averagely built hearts of IT professionals reading this article.


Today, I am sitting near my boss, with 3 (three) sub-bosses around. I am supposed to take KT(don't worry, if you don't know. This article is not for you) over phone from some guy in the US and start my work. That guy is not there and I am doing NOTHING.
I tried some time to start my dhandaa on the internet (the sole reason why I joined the IT industry and this option was not there in Prof. Ray's multiple choice Qn.) But alas, whatever site I opened said, "YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCESS UNAUTHORIZED WEBSITE". Of course 90% of all websites I OPEN IN OFFICE would say the same if I tried to access them without employing some special stealth techniques. (But, again, don't assume too far; you are again mistaken regarding the kind of sites I am talking of.)

How long can you stare at the hopeless (this is one of my favorite words and will be frequented on this blog) emails on OUTLOOK. Had it been the raddiff or cabbage mails we could have enjoyed the ADs alongside, up and below. And 90% of the site links on my browser FAVORITES are the sites I hate the most. For many others it is 100% as they do not dare to access and add-to-favorite the "UNAUTHORIZED" pages.

In last 72 hours (since I joined this team) I have drank 3.5 litres of tea(as labeled on the vending machine), played Jardinains(download now!) on a un-noticed corner-workstation and read(you can say STUDIED) in the library 35000 lines from magazines I never liked.


Just asked a junior(at college) of mine for Prof. Ray's email ID.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

DR is preparing for a full-scale attack!

The DR is busy with gathering the tools, forceps, syringe, poison and all for a full-scale attack! Keep your eyes open for the breaking news in a few hours.

Peace!!!